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The Computer Swallowed Grandma

The computer swallowed grandma.

Yes, honestly its true.

She pressed 'control' and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.


It devoured her completely.

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.


I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.


In desperation, I Asked Jeeves,

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online.'


So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

My Grandma you should see,

Please 'Copy,' 'Scan,' and 'Paste' her

And send her back to me!


 by Doyt Shimer


This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the computer... They are the greatest!!!