Welcome to the Worldwide Greathead family my One-Name Study - I don't do housework
I don't do housework - Sorry Martin

I don't do housework

 

I don't do windows because............

I love birds and I don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt

I don't wax floors because...............

I am terrified someone may slip and get hurt and then I'll feel terrible

I don't mind the dust bunnies because......

they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say

I don't disturb cobwebs because...........

I want every creature to have a home of their own

I don't Spring Clean because..............

I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds in the garden because..............

I don't want to get in God's way HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because..........

My husband will never be able to find them again

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because................

I don't want my guests to stress out what to make when they invite me back

I don't do ironing because...........

I choose to believe them when they say Permanent press

I don't stress much on anything because.............

"A type " personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a crusty ol' woman.  After all I have still that family tree to complete

Remember..............

and a broken computer means I might have to get dressed and go to the Records Office !!!!!!!